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You mean to tell me I can’t actually buy one of these? I need a hot pink one with the longer cut of the light pink one.

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yes, you can't. it was a test. if ever we manufacture these, i'll let ya know. hot pink, longer cut, got it.

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Jan 22Liked by Colin Sullivan

I'm definitely seeing "Pretend Human" in the hallway before the semester ends.

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you're seeing them already. the only difference will be the hot-pink admission.

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Jan 18Liked by Colin Sullivan

Here's a thought: given money is nothing but an imitation of cheese, isn't buying cheese faking it?

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well said and just the kind of infernal catch-22 irony we like to attract. also probably explains why nobody has sprung at the opportunity to hand me $10,000 for fake-image essays. hmmmm.

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